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[yuyuka]

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[yuyuka]

Am I not going to like the sound of this?

I'd have nightmares about the Giggling Blondes too, frankly. [she.. means nagisa and minako...]

[gnasher]

you're probably not going to like the sound of this no

[gnasher]

unless you're that kind of girl? i don't know

[yuyuka]

What?

What the hell could it possibly be?

[gnasher]

[just get it over with. like ripping off a bandaid. come on, matsuoka!!]



losing team has to run naked through the shopping district?

voice

[yuyuka]

[calls him]

[...and, in the most offended tone possible:]

I'm sorry?

Re: voice

[gnasher]

W-we could probably wear underwear!

[yuyuka]

Oh, no. No no no. Explain to me why I have to do something because of a stupid little promise that you made.

And of course you're wearing underwear! No one wants to see your dangly bits, Matsuoka!

[gnasher]

Because our team lost! You guys didn't deliver, so this is the consequence! Shut up about my -- shut up!

[yuyuka]

Look, I think I delivered just fine for someone who'd never played laser tag before!

I already made it G-rated for you, Matsuoka, so why did you agree to an R-rated bet?!

[gnasher]

It's not like I could back down! Our team's reputation was at stake! -- It's not so bad! It's like being in a swim suit, right? Right?

[yuyuka]

Okay. Okay. Calm. [yuyuka, the only one here in need of calming is you]

There are still some loopholes we can exploit, right? Like, what constitutes underwear? Can I show up in lingerie or something? Because that would cover a hell of a lot more than a bra and panties.

[gnasher]

[HAVE A SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE?????]

Wh...




Uh...

[yuyuka]

[at first she thinks he's just considering it or talking it over or something, but then she realizes he's probably just gotten all "skdjfskhf" on her again]

D-Don't give me that, it's a valid question! I'm not doing this in my actual underwear! I might not even do it at all!

What if I just don't show up, huh? Who's gonna stop me?

[gnasher]

I -- if it counts as underwear, it's probably fine! You're gonna show up, that's what being part of a team is about!

[yuyuka]

I didn't agree to any sweaty team spirit, I agreed to show up at your birthday party and then I agreed to play laser tag!

[a defeated groan as she presses a hand to her temple] Okay. Well. First of all, what are the odds we're going to get arrested?

[gnasher]

[sweaty?????]

...How fast can you run?

[yuyuka]

[you can practically hear her self-confidence flatline]

...not fast.

[gnasher]

Then the odds are 3:10.

[gnasher]

-- It'll be fine! We'll -- we'll run around you, like a shield!

[yuyuka]

You'd better! [this is going to be the weirdest formation]

How long do you think it'll take us... it just has to be "through the shopping district," right? We need to plan the shortest route or something.

[gnasher]

It's a 45-55 minute jog. If we ran, we could cut it down to maybe 30-35.

[yuyuka]

Okay. Okay. [she takes a deep breath]

I'll do it. But I'm going to kill everyone. And if I can't kill them I will make their lives very slow and painful.

[gnasher]

[and because Rin is an idiot he responds]

You mean deaths, right? Making somebody's life slow and painful doesn't make sense.

[yuyuka]

How does it not make sense? I'll be prolonging their suffering!