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[yuyuka]

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[yuyuka]

I didn't agree to any sweaty team spirit, I agreed to show up at your birthday party and then I agreed to play laser tag!

[a defeated groan as she presses a hand to her temple] Okay. Well. First of all, what are the odds we're going to get arrested?

[gnasher]

[sweaty?????]

...How fast can you run?

[yuyuka]

[you can practically hear her self-confidence flatline]

...not fast.

[gnasher]

Then the odds are 3:10.

[gnasher]

-- It'll be fine! We'll -- we'll run around you, like a shield!

[yuyuka]

You'd better! [this is going to be the weirdest formation]

How long do you think it'll take us... it just has to be "through the shopping district," right? We need to plan the shortest route or something.

[gnasher]

It's a 45-55 minute jog. If we ran, we could cut it down to maybe 30-35.

[yuyuka]

Okay. Okay. [she takes a deep breath]

I'll do it. But I'm going to kill everyone. And if I can't kill them I will make their lives very slow and painful.

[gnasher]

[and because Rin is an idiot he responds]

You mean deaths, right? Making somebody's life slow and painful doesn't make sense.

[yuyuka]

How does it not make sense? I'll be prolonging their suffering!

[gnasher]

Makoto thinks lingerie counts.

[yuyuka]

[a disdainful snort]

You say that like I would have changed my mind if he disagreed.

[gnasher]

I already know better than to think you change your mind for anybody.