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nekota yuyuka「猫田ゆゆか」 ([personal profile] yuyuka) wrote2004-04-04 12:00 am
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yuyuka: (smug)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

What the hell could it possibly be?
gnasher: (come up for air come up for air.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[just get it over with. like ripping off a bandaid. come on, matsuoka!!]



losing team has to run naked through the shopping district?
yuyuka: (killing)

voice

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[calls him]

[...and, in the most offended tone possible:]

I'm sorry?
gnasher: (oblivion is calling out your name.)

Re: voice

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
W-we could probably wear underwear!
yuyuka: (disapproving)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. No no no. Explain to me why I have to do something because of a stupid little promise that you made.

And of course you're wearing underwear! No one wants to see your dangly bits, Matsuoka!
gnasher: (have you heard the word no.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because our team lost! You guys didn't deliver, so this is the consequence! Shut up about my -- shut up!
yuyuka: (growl)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, I think I delivered just fine for someone who'd never played laser tag before!

I already made it G-rated for you, Matsuoka, so why did you agree to an R-rated bet?!
gnasher: (what a flammable heart i've been given.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like I could back down! Our team's reputation was at stake! -- It's not so bad! It's like being in a swim suit, right? Right?
yuyuka: (checking)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Okay. Calm. [yuyuka, the only one here in need of calming is you]

There are still some loopholes we can exploit, right? Like, what constitutes underwear? Can I show up in lingerie or something? Because that would cover a hell of a lot more than a bra and panties.
gnasher: (oblivion is calling out your name.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[HAVE A SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE?????]

Wh...




Uh...
yuyuka: (flustered)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[at first she thinks he's just considering it or talking it over or something, but then she realizes he's probably just gotten all "skdjfskhf" on her again]

D-Don't give me that, it's a valid question! I'm not doing this in my actual underwear! I might not even do it at all!

What if I just don't show up, huh? Who's gonna stop me?
gnasher: (have you heard the word no.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I -- if it counts as underwear, it's probably fine! You're gonna show up, that's what being part of a team is about!
yuyuka: (snarl)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't agree to any sweaty team spirit, I agreed to show up at your birthday party and then I agreed to play laser tag!

[a defeated groan as she presses a hand to her temple] Okay. Well. First of all, what are the odds we're going to get arrested?
gnasher: (you better beware.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[sweaty?????]

...How fast can you run?
yuyuka: (uncomfortable)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[you can practically hear her self-confidence flatline]

...not fast.
gnasher: (come up for air come up for air.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Then the odds are 3:10.
gnasher: (have you heard the word no.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
-- It'll be fine! We'll -- we'll run around you, like a shield!
yuyuka: (uwahhh)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd better! [this is going to be the weirdest formation]

How long do you think it'll take us... it just has to be "through the shopping district," right? We need to plan the shortest route or something.
gnasher: (hey man i love you but no fucking way.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-18 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a 45-55 minute jog. If we ran, we could cut it down to maybe 30-35.
yuyuka: (grumbling)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-18 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Okay. [she takes a deep breath]

I'll do it. But I'm going to kill everyone. And if I can't kill them I will make their lives very slow and painful.
gnasher: (not the great communicator i used to be.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-19 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[and because Rin is an idiot he responds]

You mean deaths, right? Making somebody's life slow and painful doesn't make sense.
yuyuka: (murderous)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-20 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
How does it not make sense? I'll be prolonging their suffering!
gnasher: carcharhinidae. (while i fumble for deliverance.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-20 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Makoto thinks lingerie counts.
yuyuka: (scheming)

[personal profile] yuyuka 2014-02-21 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[a disdainful snort]

You say that like I would have changed my mind if he disagreed.
gnasher: (jump out the window.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2014-02-21 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I already know better than to think you change your mind for anybody.
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